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442MUCH
10-10-2007, 12:44 AM
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary. Enjoy!

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

A *James Joyce* - an impossible read

A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but wasn't.

A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

A *Kate Winslett* - little bit wide but otherwise perfect

A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water

An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with one

A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

A *George W.* - Mulligan

A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good

An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A *Brittany Spears* - Shaved the hole

An *Usama Bin Laden* - You have an idea where it is but still can't find it

A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right

A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left

ragz442
10-10-2007, 10:43 PM
:D ...........I'm not a goofer, but that's a good one.