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10-10-2007, 12:44 AM
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary. Enjoy!
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but wasn't.
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit wide but otherwise perfect
A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water
An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with one
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *George W.* - Mulligan
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Brittany Spears* - Shaved the hole
An *Usama Bin Laden* - You have an idea where it is but still can't find it
A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right
A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but wasn't.
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit wide but otherwise perfect
A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water
An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with one
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *George W.* - Mulligan
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Brittany Spears* - Shaved the hole
An *Usama Bin Laden* - You have an idea where it is but still can't find it
A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right
A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left